apparently the secret to your success is patron
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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