Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Randomize