You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I am available for nakedness
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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