Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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