I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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