Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
