I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Are these your boobs on my camera?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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