so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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