I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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