the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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