yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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