hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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