I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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