we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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