i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We need to get me chipped asap
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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