So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Randomize
