Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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