got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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