Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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