This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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