TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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