So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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