3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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