these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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