Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
