I understand Curling. That high.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
organizing the empties. That sober.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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