i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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