My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Dignity is for republicans.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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