I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Buhtt sex?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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