so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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