This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
