if only i could text you this smell
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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