You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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