Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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