Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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