she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
