Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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