Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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