According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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