My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Your penis caused this!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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