He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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