awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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