Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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