My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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