Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
