id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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