It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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