u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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