i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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