Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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