My nipple is on Facebook.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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