pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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