what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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