For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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